Future Foe Scenarios

There are certain things about people that bother me. One being talking about things you know nothing about and the other is uncleanliness. I have lived with some messy people and I think that is the main reason that I am a neat freak. Their excessive filth has made me into Mr. Clean's crazy cousin.

All roommates do things that eventually get on your nerves. Everyone has these things, and I am sure that all of my roommates have things about me that they don't like — Like coming home late every morning.

But one of my roommates has created a sh*t storm in our house and has no intention of ever changing his ways. This roommate has a disorder of a phobia or something. It is something like the fear of finishing something, or the fear of washing dishes. I think he has Genophobia, but you will have to look that up on your own.

It is hard to explain what it is that is driving me mad. So I have collected evidence to show you what is bothering me. Starting with...
This is a photo I took in our bathroom. I have the luxury of sharing with this guy and he is a complete idiot. When the toilet paper starts to run low (about two sheets from the glued piece) he will take the roll off and put the almost finished roll on top of the toilet.

This would be fine if he used the pieces, but instead he starts using a new roll and leaves the old roll for someone else to use. Over winter break he accumulated five of these almost-empty rolls on top of the toilet. My other roommates and I told him not to do it anymore, but he stopped for a few weeks before returning to his paper-wasting habits.

This is funny because he is so stingy that he tells us not to waste but then won't even finish a toilet paper roll. It is almost like he thinks that if he finishes it, he will have to pay for a new roll or something. Which would make sense ... if he helped pay for paper products in the first place. Freeloader!

Second on my "should be slapped for" list is...
If you can't make out the image, just click on it, but this is the dirty plates in the sink complaint.

The dirty roommate must have a phobia about getting soap on his hands because he hasn't washed a dish since we moved into our new place. This particular dish sat on this side of the sink for three days. And he walks past the kitchen sink in order to go to his room.

If this wasn't bad enough, when he does have the consideration to try and wash his plates, he puts them in the dishwasher (still with caked on food) and then waits for someone else to start it. My other roommates and I have been washing our plates after eating in an attempt to make him start washing his own dishes ... To no avail.

I think he is doing these things just to piss the rest of us off. If that is the case, then it is working.

Here are two other examples of the his foolishness:





The photo of the bread bags is a confirmation of him not being able to finish anything. In this case leaving the ends of loafs of bread in the bag and opening a new one. The other is what happened when we confronted him about his dirty dish in the sink. He lifted up the side of the plate to drain off the water that had spilled onto it (which helped him partially wash it) but shows the mess he left in the sink. Inconsiderate jack*ss.

Maybe that is why no one wants to date the guy. If we can't stand him, I don't see how a lady could.