
No, I am not starting a cooking show and no my girlfriend's last name is not "Ray," I am not America's Top Chef and I am not an Iron one either. Instead I am part of a group that takes the longest time in the world to decide where and what to eat.
Imagine yourself sitting at your computer, nearing your average dinner time. Since you and your "roommate" are not cooking, it means another night hunting for a meal to satisfy your hunger. Sure, you can go to the regular places and you always seem to.
My group has what I like to call the trifecta. The list includes, Wendy's, Taco Bell, Iguana's, Wing Stop, Little Caesers and don't forget Quiznos. I know there are more than three there, but when I started calling it that, that's how many places we seemed to go to.
So your sitting in the common room of your place discussing with your house mates the places you would like to go to eat. Everyone chimes in and a vote is taken to figure out which places is more desirable.
Well that is how, in my head, it should go. Instead, I ramble off a bunch of places that we haven't been to in the last ... three days, and my room mates sit on the couch in front of me playing Street Fighter II Turbo, ignoring what I am saying.
Sure this doesn't happen all the time, but in the last seven days I have been back with them, that has been the pattern. So when I call my girlfriend at around nine each night, I am starting to think that she thinks I just pick a time at night to call her back. So this post is here to describe the average time wasted, using tonight's outing as an example; discussing, looking, picking and getting to a place to eat.
The following example works for all possible meal times for college students.
1. Everyone gathers in a common place to discuss the level of hunger and the possible places to satisfy said hunger. (Time recommended 5:00 minutes.) Actual time taken 20:00 minutes.*
*Note: Time does not include bathroom trips, exiting World of Warcraft or hearing the initial summoning.
Instead of discussing what places they want to go, I hear a bunch of, "I am not all that hungry" and "Lets get something different," instead of hearing suggestions that would meet these criterion. More Street Fighter is played and no decisions are made.
2. A general location is picked and the group makes its way to the vehicle, where they take off for their destination. (Time recommended between 5:00-20:00 minutes depending on traffic.) Actual time taken 60:00 minutes.
We drove around the mall parking lot looking for places to eat inside. Seeing lines in most places still open we keep circling, mainly because the roommate driving can't drive worth a damn and doesn't understand verbal directions. They have to come from his female navigator in his car. We circle and eventually I get frustrated and end up picking a place that would have met the recommended traveling time.
3. The driver promptly drives his passengers to the desired location and successfully navigates the vehicle back to the place of residence. (Time recommended including time to eat at a casual restaurant 45:00 minutes.) Actual time taken 80:00 minutes.
The thing about one of our roommates is, he just can't drive, navigation or not. It baffles the rest of us that he even obtained his driver's license. He goes up one-ways and makes u-turns in intersections clearly marked with no u-turn signs. He doesn't use his blinker or look over his shoulder and also can't drive at night without using his high beams. That is all for my next post, but really, he should not be driving.
All in all, lunch or dinner, out, should not take more than an hour at the most. Instead, trips with my roommates always end up being a minimum of two hours without a maximum time. It drives me crazy, but I know it drives my lady up a wall, so I had to explain.
So tonight after driving almost 20:00 minutes from our house in search of a place to eat, we ended up eating in a Jack in the Box less than a quarter of a mile from our house. Then it took our wonderful navigator fifteen minutes to get us back home because he missed a right hand turn in the parking lot, putting us on a painfully long detour.
Tune in more often, I am going to be going back to school in about a week and plan on posting on a regular basis.